theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

(Source: anus)

bathory-killed-me:

Emperor

lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm)

t0mark:

"so what is your favourite song?"

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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

(Source: juanitovalentin)

iron-megadeth:

MORBID ANGEL- ALTARS OF MADNESS

iron-megadeth:

MORBID ANGEL- ALTARS OF MADNESS

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(Source: ugly)